Thursday, September 11, 2008

How To Win A Time Trial

Here is what you do... clone yourself when the judges aren't looking. Make sure to keep the formation really tight too or you'll lose out to unnecessary air drag. Typically you'll want to keep most of your clones on the right side of the road, but I purchased the low budget Cloner 1.21 and four of me came out a little oxygen deprived. Unfortunately, it did not work this year at Elkhorn as I was only fourth. Sammy J must have had a cloner out there too. Maybe he had the upgrade?
Remember to discard all extras.

Six of me powering along in this unedited photo from the Elkhorn TT

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